Kae Learns in Public

Weekly, March 28, 2026: TV reactions, links, "Defy the Gods," and Anne Lister Ballet

Kuliana to the sorcerer:

Make me a woman.

Give her eyes like stars. Cheeks like glowing apples, lips like figs, breasts like two dancing gazelles, hips like a bowl full of wine. Give her a voice like a songbird. Place wings on her feet that she may dance with gladness.

Replied the sorcerer—not without sympathy:

I will make you a woman. But my art has no neat channels. It floods. Here is what I foresee:

You will have eyes like a branch lit at both ends. Cheeks like heated bronze, lips like an open wound, breasts like two halves of an onion, and hips like a chariot full of salt. You will have a voice like a thunderclap.

And after, I will place a sword in your hands, that you may know no peace nor captivity.

from The Epic of Kuliana (fragment 1)

-- from Defy The Gods ttrpg

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